Anderson, Gillian

The X Files - Special Agent Dana Scully:
You did something incredibly stupid.

Armstrong, Curtis

Revenge of the Nerds - Booger:
Well gentlemen, no point in hanging around this dump any longer.

Atkinson, Rowan

Blackadder - Edmund Blackadder:
You're head is as empty as a eunuch's underpants.

Blackadder - Edmund Blackadder:
A chat with you and somehow death loses its sting.

Blackadder - Edmund Blackadder:
No, I'd rather French-kiss a skunk.

Blackadder - Edmund Blackadder:
This is a different thing, it's spontaneous and it's called wit.

Blackadder - Edmund Blackadder:
I've got a plan so cunning you can put a tail on it and call it a weasle.

Azaria, Hank

The Simpsons - Apu
Please come again.

The Simpsons - Apu:
Thank you for coming, I'll see you in hell.