The Italian Job (1969) - Charlie
Croker:
You're
only supposed to blow the bloody
doors off!
The Simpsons - Bart: Hi man.
Earthworm Jim: What do you mean invalid parameters!? 9000 gigs of RAM and it can't even answer a simple question!
The Simpsons - Homer: Hello!
The Simpsons - Homer: No time for that now, the computer's starting.
The Simpsons - Homer: Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you?
The Simpsons - Homer: Ooh, it didn't work!
The Simpsons - Homer: D'oh!
The Simpsons - Homer: D'oOoOoh! *with an echo*
The Simpsons - Homer: Can I go now?
The Simpsons - Homer: To start press any key. Where's the Any key?
Monthy Python - Graham Chapman:
Your type really makes me puke! You vacuous coffee-nosed
malodorous pervert!
The Nutty Professor (1996) - Reggie
Warrington (David Chapelle):
Your
momma is so fat, she jumped up in
the air and got stuck.
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
(1989) - Clark Griswald:
Cheap,
lying, no good, rotten, floor flushing,
low life, snake lickin, dirt eating,
imbread, over stuffed, ignorant,
blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless,
dickless, hopeless, heartless, fatass,
bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spineless,
worm-headed sack of monkey shit!
Harlem Nights (1989) - Toothless
Gambler:
Now get the f*ck outta here before I kick your ass.
3rd Rock From the Sun - Mary Albright:
To
say that you behaved childlishly
is an insult to children everywhere.
A Fish Called Wanda (1988) - Wanda
Gershwitz:
Oh
right! To call you stupid would
be an insult to stupid people!
Nine Months (1995) - Joan Cusack:
You little
piece of dickbrain, horse shit,
slime sucking, son-of-a-whore, bitch!!