Madsen, Michael

Michael Madsen Movie Sounds

Malkovich, John

John Malkovich Movie Sounds

Martin, Steve

Roxanne (1987) C.D. Bales:
Excuse me, is that your nose or did a buss park on your face?

Martinet, Charles

Mario 64 (video game): *Pling* It's me, Mario.

Martin, Strother

Cool Hand Luke (1967) - Captain, Road Prison 36:
What we've got here is failure to communicate.

Marx, Groucho

Horse Feathers (1932) - Professor Wagstaff:
You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.

McCambridge, Mercedes

The Exorcist (1973) - Regan MacNeil possessed:
What an excellent day for an exorcism.

The Exorcist (1973) - Regan MacNeil possessed:
Keep away! The sow is mine!

The Exorcist (1973) - Regan MacNeil possessed:
Stick your cock up her ass, you motherf*cking worthless cocksucker!

The Exorcist (1973) - Regan MacNeil possessed:
*hair-raising demonic laugh*

McDowell, Malcolm

Ed McMahon (Himself): From Hollywood, the Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. This is Ed McMahon along witt Doc Severinsen. And now, ladies and gentlemen, heeeeere's Johnny!

McMahon, Ed

Ed McMahon (Himself): From Hollywood, the Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. This is Ed McMahon along witt Doc Severinsen. And now, ladies and gentlemen, heeeeere's Johnny!

McNeal, Noel

Bear in the Big House - Bear: Look! We've got mail.

McQueen, Steve

Bullitt (1968) - Det. Lt. Frank Bullitt:
Call the coroner's office. Tell them to put Ross under a John Doe. I want a private ambulance unmarked and I want it quiet.

Midler, Bette

Ruthless People (1986) - Bette Midler:
Jesus Christ! It smells like a toilet in here!

Miller, Dennis

Dennis Miller Live - Dennis Miller:
Shut your bladdering pie hole, you fat f*ck!

Mostel, Josh

Billy Madison (1995) - Principal Max Anderson:
What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

Myers, Lou

Cobb (1994) - Willie:
You disgusting, wretched sorry son of a mothaf*cka.

Myers, Mike

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)

Austin Powers: Oh behave. Mehehe yeaah!

Austin Powers: If that is a woman it does look like she was beaten with an ugly-stick.

Austin Powers: Allow my self to introduce.. my self. My name is Richie Cunningham and this is my wife Oprah.

Austin Powers: How did this get in here? Somebody's playing a prank on me. Honestly, it's not mine.

Dr. Evil: Back in the 60s I developed a weather-changing- machine, which was an essence to sophisticated heat-beam, which we called a "laser". Using these "lasers" we punch a hole in the protective layer round the world, which we call "the ozone layer". Slowly but surely ultra-violet-rays would poor in increasing the risk of skin cancer that is.. unless.. the world pays us a hefty ransom..
Nr. 2 (Robert Wagner): Hrmhrm, that also already has happened.
Dr. Evil: Shit.

Dr. Evil: Right, OK people you have to tell me these things, alright? I've been frozen for 30 years, Ok?

Dr. Evil: Throw me a freakin' bone here.

Dr. Evil: That makes me angry and when Dr. Evil gets angry Mr. Bigglesworth gets up set. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets up set - people die!

Dr. Evil: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair.

Dr. Evil: Here's the plan: we get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for.. *tadada!* ..1 million dollars.

Dr. Evil: Alright guard, begin the unnecessary slow moving dipping mechanism.

Dr. Evil: Dr. Evil! I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called 'Mister', thank you very mutchh.

Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request and that is to have sharks with freakin' laser beams attached to their heads!

Dr. Evil: There is nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster.

Dr. Evil: I'm with it. I'm hip. Taka-taka-taka-taka-taka...

Dr. Evil: Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization will not tolerate failure.

Seth Green: It's no hassle..
Dr. Evil: Shh!
Seth Green: But..
Dr. Evil: Shh!
Seth Green: Um..
Dr. Evil: Shh!
Seth Green: All I'm sayin..
Dr. Evil: Shh!
Seth Green: They're gonna get awa..
Dr. Evil: Shh!
Seth Green: I..
Dr. Evil: Shh!
Seth Green: I'm just..
Dr. Evil: Shh!
Seth Green: We..
Dr. Evil: Shh!
Seth Green: Would..
Dr. Evil: Shh! Knock knock.
Seth Green: Whose there?
Dr. Evil: Shh!
Seth Green: Look..
Dr. Evil: Shh! Let me tell you a little story about a man named Shh! Shh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive shh! Just know I have a whole bag of shhh! with your name on it.

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)

Austin Powers: You've got mail baby, yeah!

Dr. Evil: He's a disgruntled Scottish guard known for his lethal temper and his unusual eating habits. He weighs a metric ton. His name: Fat Bastard.

Dr. Evil: Mr. President, in twelve hours I will destroy Washington D.C. with this giant laser.

Dr. Evil: I'm going to go back to the 60s and steal Austin Powers' Mojo!

Dr. Evil: I'm the head of an evil organization, I don't share, ok? You frickin' idiot.

Dr. Evil: If that happens once more, I'm gonna have your balls for breakfast, ok?

Dr. Evil: W w w dot shh! dot com dot org.

Dr. Evil: Austin, *Darth Vader breathing* I am your father.

Dr. Evil: I ate a baby!!

Fat Bastard: Look at my sexy body.

Fat Bastard: I'm dead sexy.

Fat Bastard: First things first: where's your shitter? I've got a turtlehead poking out.

Fat Bastard: Come here! I'm gonna eat ye! I'm bigger than you, I'm higher on the foodchain!

Fat Bastard: *Long fart* Sorry, I farted

Shrek

Shrek - Alright, you're going the right way for a smacked bottom.