Directed by:
Jim Abrahams, David Zucker

Starring:
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar as Murdock (as Kareem Abdul-Jabaar)
Lloyd Bridges as McCroskey
Peter Graves as Captain Oveur
Julie Hagerty as Elaine
Robert Hays as Ted Striker
Leslie Nielsen as Dr. Rumack
Lorna Patterson as Randy
Robert Stack as Rex Kramer
Stephen Stucker as Johnny
Otto as Himself

 

Elaine Dickinson: There's been a little problem in the cockpit.
Ted Striker: The cockpit? What is it?
Elaine Dickinson: It's a little room in the front of the plane, where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now.

Ted Striker: It's an entirely different kinda flying, altogether.
All: It's an entirely different kinda flying.

Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious?
Dr. Rumack: I am serious and don't call me Shirley.

Dr. Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Dr. Rumack: You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No, I mean I'm just not sure.
Dr. Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Dr. Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

Kramer: Get that finger out of your ear. You don't know where that fingers been.