Directed by:
Jim Abrahams, David Zucker
Starring:
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar as Murdock (as Kareem Abdul-Jabaar)
Lloyd Bridges as McCroskey
Peter Graves as Captain Oveur
Julie Hagerty as Elaine
Robert Hays as Ted Striker
Leslie Nielsen as Dr. Rumack
Lorna Patterson as Randy
Robert Stack as Rex Kramer
Stephen Stucker as Johnny
Otto as Himself
Elaine Dickinson: There's
been a little problem in the cockpit.
Ted Striker: The cockpit? What is it?
Elaine Dickinson: It's a little room in the front of the plane, where the
pilots sit, but that's not important
right now.
Ted Striker: It's an entirely
different kinda flying, altogether.
All: It's an entirely different kinda flying.
Ted Striker: Surely
you can't be serious?
Dr. Rumack: I am serious and don't call me Shirley.
Dr. Rumack: Captain,
how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Dr. Rumack: You
can tell me, I'm a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No,
I mean I'm just not sure.
Dr. Rumack: Well,
can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well,
not for another two hours.
Dr. Rumack: You
can't take a guess for another
two hours?
Kramer: Get that finger out of your ear. You don't know where that fingers been.