Austin Powers 1-2 (1997/99)

Directed by:
Jay Roach

Mike Myers as Austin Danger Powers, Dr. Evil
Elizabeth Hurley as Miss Vanessa Kensington/Mrs. Vanessa Powers
Michael York as Basil Exposition
Mimi Rogers as Mrs. Kensington
Robert Wagner as Number Two
Seth Green as Scott Evil
Fabiana Udenio as Alotta Fagina
Mindy Sterling as Frau Farbissina
Paul Dillon as Patty O'Brien
Charles Napier as Commander Gilmour

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)

Austin Powers (Mike Myers): Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?

Austin Powers (Mike Myers): Oh behave. Mehehe yeaah!

Austin Powers (Mike Myers): If that is a woman it does look like she was beaten with an ugly-stick.

Austin Powers (Mike Myers): Allow my self to introduce.. my self. My name is Richie Cunningham and this is my wife Oprah.

Austin Powers (Mike Myers): How did this get in here? Somebody's playing a prank on me. Honestly, it's not mine.

Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): Back in the 60s I developed a weather-changing- machine, which was an essence to sophisticated heat-beam, which we called a "laser". Using these "lasers" we punch a hole in the protective layer round the world, which we call "the ozone layer". Slowly but surely ultra-violet-rays would poor in increasing the risk of skin cancer that is.. unless.. the world pays us a hefty ransom..
Nr. 2 (Robert Wagner): Hrmhrm, that also already has happened.
Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): Shit.

Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): Right, OK people you have to tell me these things, alright? I've been frozen for 30 years, Ok?

Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): Throw me a freakin' bone here.

Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): That makes me angry and when Dr. Evil gets angry Mr. Bigglesworth gets up set. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets up set - people die!

Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair.

Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): Here's the plan: we get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for.. *tadada!* ..1 million dollars.

Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): Alright guard, begin the unnecessary slow moving dipping mechanism.

Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): Dr. Evil! I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called 'Mister', thank you very mutchh.

Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): You know, I have one simple request and that is to have sharks with freakin' laser beams attached to their heads!

Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): There is nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster.

Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): I'm with it. I'm hip. Taka-taka-taka-taka-taka...

Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization will not tolerate failure.

Seth Green: It's no hassle..
Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): Shh!
Seth Green: But..
Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): Shh!
Seth Green: Um..
Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): Shh!
Seth Green: All I'm sayin..
Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): Shh!
Seth Green: They're gonna get awa..
Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): Shh!
Seth Green: I..
Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): Shh!
Seth Green: I'm just..
Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): Shh!
Seth Green: We..
Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): Shh!
Seth Green: Would..
Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): Shh! Knock knock.
Seth Green: Whose there?
Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): Shh!
Seth Green: Look..
Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): Shh! Let me tell you a little story about a man named Shh! Shh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive shh! Just know I have a whole bag of shhh! with your name on it.

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)

Austin Powers (Mike Myers): You've got mail baby, yeah!

Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): He's a disgruntled Scottish guard known for his lethal temper and his unusual eating habits. He weighs a metric ton. His name: Fat Bastard.

Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): Mr. President, in twelve hours I will destroy Washington D.C. with this giant laser.

Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): I'm going to go back to the 60s and steal Austin Powers' Mojo!

Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): I'm the head of an evil organization, I don't share, ok? You frickin' idiot.

Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): If that happens once more, I'm gonna have your balls for breakfast, ok?

Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): W w w dot shh! dot com dot org.

Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): Austin, *Darth Vader breathing* I am your father.

Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): You've got frickin' mail.

Fat Bastard (Mike Myers): I ate a baby!!

Fat Bastard (Mike Myers): Look at my sexy body.

Fat Bastard (Mike Myers): I'm dead sexy.

Fat Bastard (Mike Myers): First things first: where's your shitter? I've got a turtlehead poking out.

Fat Bastard (Mike Myers): Come here! I'm gonna eat ye! I'm bigger than you, I'm higher on the foodchain!

Fat Bastard (Mike Myers): *Long fart* Sorry, I farted.

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