Born: 13 December 1958, Brooklyn, NY, USA
Info: Before taking up acting, Steve Buscemi
tried to become a NYC Fireman.
Buscemi as:
Rex in Airheads (1994)
Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene in Con Air (1997)
Carl Showalter in Fargo (1996)
Buscemi in Desperado (1995)
Nick Reve in Living
in Oblivion (1995)
Mr. Pink in Reservoir
Dogs (1992)
Airheads
Hey look you,
just shut your pie-hole and keep working!
Hey, you heard
the man. Hit the deck or I'll smoke you!
This thing smells
like piss, man!
Dude, cover your
mouth. You're shooting phlegm all over my ass!
Con Air
Define irony -
bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made
famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
Desperado
Mm, this is
damn good. Say, this is the best beer I've ever
had.
Suddenly they
got very interested in who you were. So I laid
the story down nice and thick. "How
thick?" Well, pretty thick. Told
them you were the biggest Mexican I've ever seen.
They killed the
woman you love. Ok. Then they shot through your
hand. Two points. Hey, wake up! There is no pay-back
for that - walk away.
Now this stranger,
he pulls out of the barstool like you wouldn't
believe, he grabs his case and then he dives right
in the room and he just dives right in. Now, I
don't know what he does on that floor, but he's
up in two shakes, his suitcase is wide open and
he's pulled god-knows what outta it, but it's
the biggest handcannon I've ever-f*cking-seen!
Oh, and some
of those unsavoury characters I was telling you
about, they got pissed too, started pulling guns
and knives and what have you started some shit?
Tarasco-bar
is a good place to start. Just try and keep it
from turning into a f*cking bloodbath, alright,
not like last time. "That one wasn't my fault." No, of course not. "No, they
started it." Whatever.
Fargo
I'm not gonna
debate you Jerry "Okay." I'm
not gonna sit here and debate.
'No' - first
thing you've said in the last four hours. That's
a.. that's a fountain of conversation, man. That's
a geyser, I mean wow daddy, stand back man.
Oh f*ck
it, I don't have to talk either man. See how you
like it... Just total f*cking silence. Two can
play at that game, smartguy. We'll just see how
you like it - Total silence.
We stop outside
Brainerd and then when we're placed there we can
get laid. What do you think? "I'm f*cking
hungry now you know." Yeah, yeah Jesus!
Just saying we can stop, get pancakes and then
we get laid, alright?
What the hell
ya doing?! I'm bangin' that girl!
Living in Oblivion
And Bob, what the
f*ck is it with that smoke, man!? What do you
got a couple of hamsters in there blowing smoke
rings, for Christ sakes!?
Monsters Inc.
Shhh! Do
you hear that? It's the winds of change.
Reservoir Dogs
Mr. Pink sounds like Mr.
Pussy.
Words
'too f*cking busy' shouldn't be in a waitress'
vocabulary.
You know what
this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing
just for the waitress's.
I don't
tip because society says I have to. Alright, I
mean I'll tip if somebody really deserves it,
but I mean this tipping automatically, it's for
the birds. I order coffee I want it filled six
times. Jesus Christ, these ladies aren't starving
to death - they make minimum wage.
I don't wanna kill
anybody. But if I gotta get outta that door and
you're standing in my way, one way or the other,
you're getting out of my way.
Alright, now you're
using your f*ckin' head.
First things first,
OK. Staying here is goofy. We gotta book up.
I'm very sad
about that, but some fellas are lucky and some
ain't.
Where's the commode
in this dungeon? I gotta take a squirt.
Someone is sticking
a red hot poker up our ass and I wanna know whose
name is on the handle!
