Steve Buscemi Movie Sounds

Born: 13 December 1958, Brooklyn, NY, USA

Info: Before taking up acting, Steve Buscemi tried to become a NYC Fireman.

Buscemi as:
Rex in Airheads (1994)
Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene in Con Air (1997)
Carl Showalter in Fargo (1996)
Buscemi in Desperado (1995)
Nick Reve in Living in Oblivion (1995)
Mr. Pink in Reservoir Dogs (1992)


Hey look you, just shut your pie-hole and keep working!

Hey, you heard the man. Hit the deck or I'll smoke you!

This thing smells like piss, man!

Dude, cover your mouth. You're shooting phlegm all over my ass!

Con Air

Define irony - bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.


Mm, this is damn good. Say, this is the best beer I've ever had.

Suddenly they got very interested in who you were. So I laid the story down nice and thick. "How thick?" Well, pretty thick. Told them you were the biggest Mexican I've ever seen.

They killed the woman you love. Ok. Then they shot through your hand. Two points. Hey, wake up! There is no pay-back for that - walk away.

Now this stranger, he pulls out of the barstool like you wouldn't believe, he grabs his case and then he dives right in the room and he just dives right in. Now, I don't know what he does on that floor, but he's up in two shakes, his suitcase is wide open and he's pulled god-knows what outta it, but it's the biggest handcannon I've ever-f*cking-seen!

Oh, and some of those unsavoury characters I was telling you about, they got pissed too, started pulling guns and knives and what have you started some shit?

Tarasco-bar is a good place to start. Just try and keep it from turning into a f*cking bloodbath, alright, not like last time. "That one wasn't my fault." No, of course not. "No, they started it." Whatever.


I'm not gonna debate you Jerry "Okay." I'm not gonna sit here and debate.

'No' - first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a.. that's a fountain of conversation, man. That's a geyser, I mean wow daddy, stand back man.

Oh f*ck it, I don't have to talk either man. See how you like it... Just total f*cking silence. Two can play at that game, smartguy. We'll just see how you like it - Total silence.

We stop outside Brainerd and then when we're placed there we can get laid. What do you think? "I'm f*cking hungry now you know." Yeah, yeah Jesus! Just saying we can stop, get pancakes and then we get laid, alright?

What the hell ya doing?! I'm bangin' that girl!

Living in Oblivion

And Bob, what the f*ck is it with that smoke, man!? What do you got a couple of hamsters in there blowing smoke rings, for Christ sakes!?

Monsters Inc.

Shhh! Do you hear that? It's the winds of change.

Reservoir Dogs

Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy.

Words 'too f*cking busy' shouldn't be in a waitress' vocabulary.

You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitress's.

I don't tip because society says I have to. Alright, I mean I'll tip if somebody really deserves it, but I mean this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. I order coffee I want it filled six times. Jesus Christ, these ladies aren't starving to death - they make minimum wage.

I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get outta that door and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're getting out of my way.

Alright, now you're using your f*ckin' head.

First things first, OK. Staying here is goofy. We gotta book up.

I'm very sad about that, but some fellas are lucky and some ain't.

Where's the commode in this dungeon? I gotta take a squirt.

Someone is sticking a red hot poker up our ass and I wanna know whose name is on the handle!

Steve Buscemi

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