2001: A Space Odyssey - HAL (Douglas Rain):
I've just picked up a fault in the A-E-35 unit.

2001: A Space Odyssey - HAL (Douglas Rain):
I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

2001: A Space Odyssey - HAL (Douglas Rain):
Sorry about this. I know it's a bit silly.

2001: A Space Odyssey - HAL (Douglas Rain):
It's puzzling. I don't think I have ever seen anything quite like this before.

2001: A Space Odyssey - HAL (Douglas Rain):
This sort of thing has cropped up before, and it has always been due to human error.

Absolute Power (1997) - Luther Whitney (Clint Eastwood):
You made a mistake, that was entirely unacceptable.

Apollo 13 - Gene Kranz (Ed Harris):
Failure is not an option.

Austin Powers - Dr. Evil (Mike Myers):
Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization will not tolerate failure.

Babylon 5 - Female computer voice:
Negative on password. Unable to comply.

Babylon 5 - Bruce Boxleightner:
You just committed a fatal error. There is nothing we can do for you.

Broken Arrow - Vic Deakins (John Travolta):
You just activated a nuclear-warhead, my friend.

Colossus: The Forbin Project (Paul Frees):
So that you will learn by experience that I do not tolerate interference, I will now detonate the nuclear warheads.

Cool Hand Luke - Captain, Road Prison 36 (Strother Martin):
What we've got here is failure to communicate.

Daria - Jake Morgendorffer (Julián Rebolledo):
Damn computer! It ate everything! Big, fat, smug, damn stupid crappy piece of crappy crap!

Dexter's Laboratory - Dexter (Christine Cavanaugh):
It never fails to surprise me how completely without intelligence you are.

Die Hard - John McClane (Bruce Willis):
Mayday! mayday! Anyone copy - channel 9.

Doctor Who - The Doctor #1 (William Hartnell):
What you are trying to do is utterly impossible.

Duckman - Cornfred Pig (Gregg Berger):
I'm sorry, that was highly inappropriate.

Easy Rider - Whyatt (Peter Fonda):
I think I'm gonna crash.

A Fish Called Wanda - Kevin Kline:
Disappointed!!

Harlem Nights - Bugsy Calhoun (Michael Lerner):
What are you? A f*cking moron?

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (a.k.a Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone) - Headmaster Albus Dumbledore (Richard Harris): Everyone will please not panic.

Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius - Sheen (Jeffrey Garcia):
Never argue with the data.

King of the Hill - Dale Gribble (Johnny Hardwick):
Computers don't make errors, what they do they do on purpose.

Leave it to Beaver - Tony Dow:
What a dumb thing to do. I bet you wouldn't have done anything like this if mum and dad were here.

Lost in Space (TV) - Robot:
I cannot accept that course of action.

Marvin the Martian (Mel Blanc):
Oh drat, these computers they're so naughty and so complex. I could pinch them.

Foghorn Leghorn (Mel Blanc):
No, no, no. You're doing it all wrong.

Monty Python - Eric Idle:
We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating.

Reservoir Dogs - Mr. White (Harvey Keitel): Joe, trust me on this. You've made a mistake.

The Simpsons - Homer (Dan Castellaneta):
Ooh, it didn't work!

The Simpsons - Homer (Dan Castellaneta):
D'oh!

The Simpsons - Homer (Dan Castellaneta):
D'oOoOoh!  *with an echo*

The Simpsons - Phone-lady:
The fingers you have used are too fat. Please mash the keypad with your palm, now!

South Park - Mr. Mackey (Trey Parker):
A-apparently we have a bit of a communication problem here.

South Park - Army General:
F*cking Windows 98!

South Park - Cartman (Trey Parker):
Excuse me, but I do believe that sucked ass.

South Park - Mr. Garrison (Trey Parker):
Bzz! Wrong! Try again, dumbass!

Speed - unknown:
Jesus. Bob, what button did you push?

Star Trek: TNG - Female computer voice:
That program is already in use.

Star Trek: TOS - Norman:
I am not programmed to respond in this area.

Star Trek Voyager - Female computer voice:
Unable to complete requested function. Please abort and retry.

Star Wars - 3CPO (Anthony Daniels):
Don't get technical with me.

Star Wars - Darth Vader (James Earl Jones):
Don't fail me again.

Star Wars - Darth Vader (James Earl Jones):
You have failed me for the last time.

The Three Stooges - Moe (Moe Howard:
Why don't you get a toupee with some brains in it?

Wayne's World - Wayne (Mike Myers):
Denied!

The X Files - Special Agent Dana Scully (Gillian Anderson):
You did something incredibly stupid.

Young Frankenstein - Gene Wilder:
I thought I told you never to interrupt me while I'm working!

Unknown male voice:
This is starting to irritate me.

Unknown male voice:
What do you mean invalid parameters!? 9000 gigs of RAM and it can't even answer a simple question!

Unknown male voice: Something is wrong.

Unknown male voice: The hard drive, it crashed!