Insult Sounds

3rd Rock From the Sun - Mary Albright (Jane Curtin):
To say that you behaved childishly is an insult to children everywhere.

As Good As it Gets - Carol Connelly (Helen Hunt):
Do you understand me? You crazy f*ck!

Billy Madison - Principal Max Anderson (Josh Mostel):
What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

Biloxy Blues - Sergeant Toomey (Christopher Walken):
You would need three promotions to get to be an asshole.

The Blackadder - Rowan Atkinson:
You're head is as empty as a eunuch's underpants.

The Blackadder - Rowan Atkinson:
A chat with you and somehow death loses its sting.

The Blackadder - Baldrick (Tony Robinson):
Good-bye, you lazy big nosed rubberfaced bastard.

The Blackadder - Hugh Laurie:
Oh bugger off, you old fart!

The Breakfast Club - John Bender (Judd Nelson):
You are a bitch!

Casino - Nicky Santoro (Joe Pesci):
Get this through your head you Jew motherf*cker, you! You only exist out here because of me!

Casino - Nicky Santoro (Joe Pesci):
You're f*cking warned. Don't ever go over my f*cking head again! You motherf*cker you!

Casino - Nicky Santoro (Joe Pesci):
What are you staring at you bald headed Jew-prick?

Casino - Nicky Santoro (Joe Pesci):
You call your self a man? You know you're a lying lowlife motherf*cking degenerate prick. You know that's what you are?

Cobb - Willie (Lou Myers):
You disgusting, wretched sorry son of a mothaf*cka.

The Cowboys - Wil Andersen (John Wayne):
You look like the vermin-ridden son-of-a-bitch you are.

The Dennis Miller Show - Dennis Miller:
Shut your bladdering pie hole, you fat f*ck!

Dexter's Laboratory - Dexter:
It never fails to surprise me how completely without intelligence you are.

Horse Feathers - Professor Wagstaff (Groucho Marx):
You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.

Duke Nukem (Jon St. John):
You an inspiration for birth control.

Dumb & Dumber - Lloyd (Jim Carrey):
Ma-hah-an, you're one pathetic loser.

Everybody Loves Raymond - Debra (Patricia Heaton):
First of all your an idiot, and second... Nah, that pretty much covers it.

Everybody Loves Raymond - Debra (Patricia Heaton):
You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.

The Exorcist - Regan MacNeil possessed (Mercedes McCambridge):
Stick your cock up her ass, you motherf*cking worthless cocksucker!

Fishbone - Lyin' Ass Bitch: Lyin' piece of sack of shit! Slut, trash can, scumest dirtbag... Bitch!!!

A Fish Called Wanda - Otto West (Kevin Kline):
You pompous, stuck up, snot nose, giant twerp, scumbag, f*ck face, dickhead, asshole!

A Fish Called Wanda - Wanda Gershwitz (Jamie Lee Curtis):
Oh right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

Fred Sanford (Red Foxx):
Swallow it and shut the f*ck up.

Freeway - Vanessa Lutz (Reese Witherspoon):
Holy shit! Look who got beat with the ugly stick. You're so ugly!

Full Metal Jacket - Sgt. Hartman (R. Lee Ermey):
You're so ugly you could be a modern-art-masterpiece!

Full Metal Jacket - Sgt. Hartman (R. Lee Ermey):
You slimy scumbag! Get on your face and give me 25!

Get Shorty - Harvey Keitel as himself:
F*ck you, f*ckball.

Glengarry Glen Ross - Ricky Roma (Al Pacino): You stupid f*cking cunt.

The Glimmer Man (1996) - Steven Seagal:
Now get your ugly white ass outta here and don't come back.

Harlem Nights - Bugsy Calhoun (Michael Lerner):
What are you? A f*cking moron?

Harlem Nights - Vera (Della Reese):
I would tell you to kiss my ass too, but you probably can't find it, you blind motherf*cker!

Harlem Nights - Toothless Gambler (Ji-Tu Cumbuka):
Now get the f*ck outta here before I kick your ass.

Heartbreak Ridge - Gunnery Sergeant Tom Highway (Clint Eastwood):
I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm, and I can put a round trough a flea's ass at 200 meters. So you go hump somebody else's leg, mudface, before I push yours in.

Highlander - Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez (Sean Connery):
You have the manners of a goat, and you smell like a dung heap, and you've no knowledge whatsoever of your potential.

King of the Hill - Roger 'Booda' Sack (Chris Rock):
Your momma is so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

King of the Hill - Hank Hill (Mike Judge):
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talking.

Late Night with Conan O'Brian - Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (Robert Smigel): I gotta go, but you've been a terrific audience... for me to poop on!

Leisure Suite Larry 7: Love for Sail - Larry (Jan Rabson):
Phow, was that you or did something die in here?

Monthy Python - Graham Chapman:
Your type really makes me puke! You vacuous toffee-nosed malodorous pervert!

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation - Clark Griswald (Chevy Chase):
Cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor flushing, low life, snake lickin, dirt eating, imbread, over stuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fatass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spineless, worm-headed sack of monkey shit!

Natural Born Killers - Mallory Knox (Juliette Lewis)
F*ck you!

New Jack City - Scotty Appleton (Ice-T)
And by the way, suck my motherf*ckin' dick.

Nine Months - Gail Fletcher Dwyer (Joan Cusack):
You little piece of dickbrain, horse shit, slime sucking, son-of-a-whore, bitch!!

Pulp Fiction - Jules (Sam L. Jackson):
Shut the f*ck up, fatman! This ain't none of your goddamn business!

Red Dwarf - Robert Llewellyn:
Sir, you are sick. You are a sick, sick person!

The Ref - Gus (Dennis Leary):
Shut the f*ck up! You speak when f*cking spoken to, ok? This is not f*cking high school, motherf*cker!

The Ref - Lloyd Chasseur (Kevin Spacey):
Is it possible for you to shut the f*ck up for ten seconds?

The Rock - John Patrick Mason (Sean Connery):
Personally, I think you're a f*cking idiot.

Roxanne - C.D. Bales (Steve Martin):
Excuse me, is that your nose or did a buss park on your face?

Silver Streak - George Caldwell (Gene Wilder):
You stupid ignorant son-of-a-bitch dumb bastard!!

Silver Streak - George Caldwell (Gene Wilder):
You stupid ignorant son-of-a-bitch dumb bastard!! Jesus Christ! I met some dumb bastards in my time, but you outdo them all!

Silver Streak - George Caldwell (Gene Wilder):
You dumb asshole!

The Simpsons - Ned Flanders:
You are the worst human being I have ever met.

The Simpsons - Cletus:
Are you some kind of moron?

South Park - Cartman (Trey Parker):
You son of a bitch! Your mom sucks!

Star Wars - Princess Leia Organa (Carrie Fisher):
Why you stuck-up, half-witted,scruffy-looking nerfherder!

Swimming With Sharks - Buddy Ackerman (Kevin Spacey):
You have nothing to contribute to this, so stay the f*ck out!

Tango & Cash - Courier/Requin (Brian James):
You f*cking wanker!

The Three Stooges - Moe (Moe Howard):
Why don't you get a toupee with some brains in it?

This Boy's Life - Dwight Hansen (Robert De Niro):
Just shut your goddamn pie-hole!

TollBooth Willy (Adam Sandler):
Go f*ck yourself, ya son of a bitch! I'll come right out of the booth and f*ckin whack ya, ya f*ckin prick!

U Turn - Bobby Cooper (Sean Penn):
You sick son of a bitch!! You midget twidget bastard rot in hell and die!! You son of a bitch!! You Bastard!!

War of the Roses - Barbara Rose (Kathleen Turner):
When I look at you lately, I just wanna smash your face in.

Unknown - female voice:
You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.

Unknown male voice:
Why don't you piss off, you f*cking monkey!

Unknown - Paul Harvey:
You're ugly and you momma dresses you funny.