Receive E-Mail Sounds
America On-Line - Elwood Edwards: You've got mail.
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me - Austin (Mike Myers): You've got mail baby, yeah!
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me - Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): You've got frickin' mail.
Barbershop choir singing: You've got some maaaail.
Bear in the Big House - Bear (Noel McNeal): Look! We've got mail.
Bugs Bunny (Mel Blanc): What's this? A letter? For me?
The Critic - Duke Phillips (Charles Napier): Junk mail, junk mail, junk mail.
Dilbert - Female comp-voice: You have 900 and 37 messages, all of which are marked urgent.
Futurama - Computer: You've got mail. It's not spam.
Ren & Stimpy - Stimpy (Billy West): Oh joy! Look at all this fan-mail!
The Holy Grail - Eric Idle: *sound of an arrow hitting* Message for you, sir.
The Mask/AOL - Jim Carrey/AOL man: It's party time! P.A.R.T.Y? Because you've got mail.
Star Trek: TOS - Captain Kirk (William Shatner): Stand by to receive our transmission.
Star Trek: TNG - Lt. Worf (Michael Dorn): Captain, incoming message.
You've Got Mail - Tom Hanks: You've got mail
Female voice: Good morning. You have new mail waiting.
Female comp-voice: Electronic messages have arrived.
Downloading Sounds
Star Trek: Female comp-voice: Files accessed.
Female comp-voice: Transfer updata is complete.
Male comp-voice: You have an incoming transmission.
Rainbow Six: Rogue Spear - Soldier: Files downloaded.
Answering-machine Sounds
Pulp Fiction: Amanda Plummer-imitator: I love you pumpkin. Tim Roth-imitator: I love you hunnybunny. Alright everyone be cool, this is an answering machine. Amanda Plummer-imitator: Any of you hang-up without leaving a message and I'll execute every last one of ya!
Pulp Fiction: Whose voice-mail is this? It's not a voice-mail, baby. It's an answering machine. Whose answering machine is this? Zed's. Who's Zed? Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
Pulp Fiction: Jody (Rosanna Arquette): "I though you told those f*cking assholes never to call here this late!" Lance (Eric Stoltz): "Yeah, I told them and that's exactly what I'm gonna tell this f*cking asshole right now."
Ren & Stimpy: Stimpy (Billy West): Happy happy joy joy! This is Stimpson J. Cat. Ren (Billy West): And this is Ren Hoek of the Ren & Stimpy Show! Stimpy (Billy West): Please leave your name and your message at the tone. Ren (Billy West): Listen to the tone, you eediot.
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