Movies - A
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
HAL (Douglas
Rain):
The
9000-series is the most reliable computer
ever made. No 9000-computer has ever
made a mistake or distorted information.
We are all, by any practical definitions
of the words, foolproof and incapable
of error.
HAL (Douglas Rain):
I've just picked up a fault in the A-E-35 unit.
HAL (Douglas Rain):
I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
HAL (Douglas Rain):
Sorry about this. I know it's a bit silly.
HAL (Douglas Rain):
I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me
and I'm afraid that's something I
cannot allow to happen.
HAL (Douglas Rain):
It's puzzling. I don't think I have ever seen anything
quite like this before.
HAL (Douglas Rain):
This sort of thing has cropped up before, and it has always
been due to human error.
HAL (Douglas Rain):
This conversation can serve no purpose any more. Goodbye.
HAL (Douglas Rain):
I can see you're really
upset about this. I honestly think
you ought to sit down calmly, take
a stress pill and think things over.
HAL (Douglas Rain):
Good evening, Dave.
HAL (Douglas Rain):
I'm
sorry for the delay.
HAL (Douglas Rain):
I
am a HAL 9000 computer.
HAL (Douglas Rain):
That's
a completely reliable figure.
HAL (Douglas Rain):
I
enjoy working with people.
Absolute Power (1997)
Luther Whitney (Clint
Eastwood):
You
made a mistake, that was entirely
unacceptable.
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1993)
Ace Ventura (Jim
Carrey):
Excuse
me, I'd like to ass you a few questions.
Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey):
Do not go in there. Whooow!
Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey):
Hi Captain
Stubing. How are Gopher and Doc?
Permission to come aboard, sir.
Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey):
Hi, I'm looking
for Ray Finkle and a clean pair
of shorts.
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1994)
Ace Ventura (Jim
Carrey):
If
I don't finish my 'meditation' I
tend to get a little cranky. Take
care now, bye bye then.
Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey):
That's what
you slipped in, that's what was
on your shoe and that explains the
abrasion on your palm! Damn I'm
good!!!
Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey):
Damn
I'm good!! Can you feel that? Huh?
Can you feel it, Captain Compost!
Airheads (1994)
Rex (Steve
Buscemi):
Hey look you, just shut your pie-hole and keep working!
Rex (Steve Buscemi):
Hey, you heard the man. Hit the deck or I'll smoke you!
Rex (Steve Buscemi):
This thing smells like piss, man!
Rex (Steve Buscemi):
Dude, cover your mouth. You're shooting phlegm all over
my ass.
American Beauty (1999)
Lester Burnham (Kevin
Spacey):
1970 Pontiac
Firebird - the car I've always wanted
and now I have it - I rule!
Analyze This! (1999)
Paul Vitti - (Robert
De Niro):
If I talk to you and you turn me into a fag, I'm gonna kill
ya, understand?
Paul Vitti - (Robert
De Niro):
Hey, I got news for you, you two-bit prick, son of a bitch
rat bastard! You did nothin' for
me! Whatever you did for me the
other day, it didn't take! I'm still
f*cked up! You did f*ckin' nothin'
for me!
Paul Vitti - (Robert
De Niro):
You're right on the money. I can feel the juices rushin'
back to my balls as we speak.
Paul Vitti - (Robert
De Niro):
It's okay. I wasn't really gonna whack ya. *Starts Crying*
Alright, maybe I was gonna whack
ya, but I was, I was real conflicted
about it.
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Capt. Benjamin L. Willard/Narrator
(Martin Sheen):
They were gonna make me a major for this... and I wasn't
even in their f*cking army any more.
Capt. Benjamin L. Willard/Narrator
(Martin Sheen):
'Never get out of
the boat', absolutely goddamn right...
unless you were going all the way.
Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore (Robert Duvall):
I
love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Apollo 13 (1995)
Gene Kranz (Ed Harris): Failure is not an option.
Armageddon (1998)
Harry S. Stamper (Bruce Willis): Oh, Jesus! Damnit!
As Good As It Gets (1997)
Luther Whitney (Clint
Eastwood):
You
made a mistake, that was entirely
unacceptable.
