Movies - F
Face/Off (1997)
Sean Archer/Castor Troy (John
Travolt):
When all else fails, fresh tactics!
Sean Archer/Castor Troy (John Travolta):
Hi hi he haaa! Wheeeee! Heh haa! What a predicament! Hi he
ha ha ha ha ha!
Sean Archer/Castor Troy (John Travolta):
Oh Well, plan B - Let's just kill each other.
Sean Archer/Castor Troy (John Travolta):
And now after all this time I finally figured out how to
trap him... I will become him.
Fargo (1996)
Carl Showalter (Steve
Buscemi): I'm
not gonna debate you Jerry.
Jerry Lundegaard (William H. Macy): Okay.
Carl Showalter (Steve Buscemi): I'm
not gonna sit here and debate.
Carl Showalter (Steve Buscemi): No, first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a.. that's a fountain of conversation, man. That's a geyser, I mean wow daddy, stand back man.
Carl Showalter (Steve Buscemi): Oh f*ck it, I don't have to talk either man. See how you like it... Just total f*cking silence. Two can play at that game, smartguy. We'll just see how you like it - Total silence.
Carl Showalter (Steve Buscemi): We
stop outside Brainerd and then when
we're placed there we can get laid.
What do you think?
Gaear Grimsrud (Peter Stormare): I'm f*cking hungry now you know.
Carl Showalter (Steve Buscemi): Yeah, yeah Jesus! Just saying we can stop, get pancakes
and then we get laid, alright?
Carl Showalter (Steve Buscemi): What the hell ya doing?! I'm bangin' that girl!
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)
Raoul Duke (Johnny Depp):
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.
Raoul Duke (Johnny Depp):
Too weird to live, too rare to die.
Raoul Duke (Johnny Depp):
Jesus God Almighty, look at that bunch over there, man. They've spotted us.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1987)
Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick):
You're still here? It's
over, go home. Go.
Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick):
How could I
possibly be expected to handle school
on a day like this?
Few Good Men, A (1992)
Col. Nathan R. Jessep
(Jack Nicholson):
I eat breakfast
300 yards from 4000 Cubans, who
are trained to kill me, so don't
think for one second that you can
come down here, flash your badge
and make me nervous.
Col. Nathan R. Jessep
(Jack Nicholson):
Son,
we live in a world that has walls
and those walls have to be garded
by men with guns. Who's gonna do
it? You!?
Col. Nathan R. Jessep
(Jack Nicholson):
Take
caution in your tone, commander.
I'm a fair man, but this f*cking
heat is making me absolutely crazy.
Fifth Element, The (1996)
Fight Club (1999)
Narrator (Edward
Norton):
In
two minutes, primary charges will
blow base charges, and a few square
blocks will be reduced to smoldering
rubble. I know this because Tyler
knows this.
Narrator (Edward Norton):
When
you have insomnia, you're never really
asleep, and you're never really awake.
Narrator (Edward Norton):
This
is your life, and it's ending one
minute at a time.
Narrator (Edward Norton):
It
was beautiful, we were selling rich
women their own fat asses back to
them.
Narrator (Edward Norton):
Fight
club, this was mine and Tyler's gift.
Our gift to the world.
Narrator (Edward Norton):
I'll
probably shit blood tonight.
Fish Called Wanda, A (1989)
Otto West (Kevin Kline):
You pompous, stuck up, snot nose, giant twerp, scumbag, f*ck
face, dickhead, asshole!
Otto West (Kevin Kline):
Disappointed!!
Wanda Gershwitz (Jamie Lee Curtis):
Oh
right! To call you stupid would be
an insult to stupid people!
Forrest Gump (1994)
Forrest Gump (Tom
Hanks):
My
mama always said life was like a
box a chocolates, you never know
what you're gonna get.
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Sergeant Hartman (R.
Lee Ermey):
You are pukes.
You are the lowest form of life
on earth. You aren't even human-f*cking-beings.
You are nothing but unorganized
grabastic pieces of amphibian shit!
Sergeant Hartman (R.
Lee Ermey):
You're so ugly you could be a modern-art-masterpiece!
Sergeant Hartman (R.
Lee Ermey):
Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and f*ck
my sister!
Sergeant Hartman (R.
Lee Ermey):
Who the f*ck said that? Who's the slimy-little-communist-shit-twinkle-toed-
cock-sucker down here, who just
signed his own death-warrant?!
Sergeant Hartman (R.
Lee Ermey):
Holy dogshit! Texas, only steers and queers come from Texas,
private Cowboy! And you don't much
look like a steer to me, so that
kinda narrows it down!
Sergeant Hartman (R.
Lee Ermey):
You slimy scumbag! Get on your face and give me 25!
Sergeant Hartman (R.
Lee Ermey): How tall are you, private?
Soldier: Sir, five foot nine, sir!
Sergeant Hartman (R. Lee Ermey): Five foot nine, I didn't know they stack shit that high!
Sergeant Hartman (R.
Lee Ermey):
I bet you're the kinda guy that would f*ck a person in
the ass and not even have the goddamn
common courtesy to give him a reach
around. I'll be watching you!
Sergeant Hartman (R.
Lee Ermey):
You will give your rifle
a girls name because this is the
only pussy you people are going
to get. Your days of finger banging
old Mary-Jane Rotten-Crotch through
her perdy pink panties are over!
Sergeant Hartman (R.
Lee Ermey):
The deadliest weapon in the world is a marine and his rifle.
Sergeant Hartman (R.
Lee Ermey):
What ever you do, don't fall down! That would break my
f*cking heart.
Sergeant Hartman (R.
Lee Ermey):
Why you little
maggot! You make me wanna vomit!
Unknown:
It's a huge shit-sandwich and we're all gonna have to take
a bite.
