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Face/Off (1997)

Sean Archer/Castor Troy (John Travolt):
When all else fails, fresh tactics!

Sean Archer/Castor Troy (John Travolta):
Hi hi he haaa! Wheeeee! Heh haa! What a predicament! Hi he ha ha ha ha ha!

Sean Archer/Castor Troy (John Travolta):
Oh Well, plan B - Let's just kill each other.

Sean Archer/Castor Troy (John Travolta):
And now after all this time I finally figured out how to trap him... I will become him.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1987)

Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick):
You're still here? It's over, go home. Go.

Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick):
How could I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?

Fish Called Wanda, A (1989)

Otto West (Kevin Kline):
You pompous, stuck up, snot nose, giant twerp, scumbag, f*ck face, dickhead, asshole!

Otto West (Kevin Kline):
Disappointed!!

Wanda Gershwitz (Jamie Lee Curtis):
Oh right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

Full Metal Jacket (1987)

Sergeant Hartman (R. Lee Ermey):
You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on earth. You aren't even human-f*cking-beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit!

Sergeant Hartman (R. Lee Ermey):
You're so ugly you could be a modern-art-masterpiece!

Sergeant Hartman (R. Lee Ermey):
Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and f*ck my sister!

Sergeant Hartman (R. Lee Ermey):
Who the f*ck said that? Who's the slimy-little-communist-shit-twinkle-toed- cock-sucker down here, who just signed his own death-warrant?!

Sergeant Hartman (R. Lee Ermey):
Holy dogshit! Texas, only steers and queers come from Texas, private Cowboy! And you don't much look like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!

Sergeant Hartman (R. Lee Ermey):
You slimy scumbag! Get on your face and give me 25!

Sergeant Hartman (R. Lee Ermey): How tall are you, private?
Soldier: Sir, five foot nine, sir!
Sergeant Hartman (R. Lee Ermey): Five foot nine, I didn't know they stack shit that high!

Sergeant Hartman (R. Lee Ermey):
I bet you're the kinda guy that would f*ck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around. I'll be watching you!

Sergeant Hartman (R. Lee Ermey):
You will give your rifle a girls name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger banging old Mary-Jane Rotten-Crotch through her perdy pink panties are over!

Sergeant Hartman (R. Lee Ermey):
The deadliest weapon in the world is a marine and his rifle.

Sergeant Hartman (R. Lee Ermey):
What ever you do, don't fall down! That would break my f*cking heart.

Sergeant Hartman (R. Lee Ermey):
Why you little maggot! You make me wanna vomit!

Unknown:
It's a huge shit-sandwich and we're all gonna have to take a bite.


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