Harvey Keitel as himself: f*ck you, f*ckball.
Sigourney Weaver: I heard a voice say Zool.
Maximus (Russell Crow) - At my signal, unleash hell.
Ricky Roma (Al Pacino): You stupid f*cking cunt.
Lt. Jack Cole (Steven Seagal):
Now get your ugly white ass outta here and don't come back.
Don Vito Corleone (Marlon Brando):
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
Don Vito Corleone (Marlon Brando):
You
can act like a man! *slap* What's
the matter with you?!
Michael Corleone (Al
Pacino):
Keep
your friends close, but your enemies
closer.
Rhett Butler (Clark Gable): Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
Henry Hill (Ray Liotta):
As
far back as I can remember I always
wanted to be a gangster. *music*
Henry Hill (Ray Liotta):
Now
the guy's gotta come up with Foley's
money every week, no matter what.
Business is bad? f*ck you, pay me.
Oh, you had a fire? f*ck you, pay
me. The place got hit by lightning,
huh? f*ck you, pay me.
Henry Hill (Ray Liotta): And
Jimmy Two Times, who got that nickname
coz he said everything twice, like:
Jimmy Two Times (Anthony Powers): I'm
gonna get the papers, get the papers.
Jimmy Conway (Robert De Niro):
*knock knock knock* Come on, Fuckos. Let's go for a ride.
Tommy DeVito (Joe
Pesci):
I'm
funny how? I mean, I'm funny like
a clown, I amuse you? I make you
laugh? I'm here to f*ckin' amuse
you? How the f*ck am I funny? What
the f*ck is so funny about me? Tell
me, tell me what's funny.
Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci):
What the f*ck you lookin'
at? C'mon, make that coffee to go.
Let's go.
Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci):
I said no more shines. Maybe you didn't here about
it, you've been away a long, didn't
go up there and tell ya. I don't
shine shoes no more.
Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci):
Hehehe!
Hey, you wanna laugh? This prick
last week asked me to christen his
kid. Hahaha!
Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci): We
hit a deer and his paw or what do
ya call it?
Tommy's Mother (Catherine Scorsese): The
paw..
Tommy DeVito: The
paw..
Jimmy Conway (Robert
De Niro): The
hoof.
Tommy DeVito: The
hoof got caught in that grill and
I gotta, I gotta hack it off.
Tommy's Mother: Oo..
Tommy DeVito: Hey,
ma, it's a sinn. You gotta leave
it there, you know.
Man in trunk: No, Tommy, no, no.
Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci): F*cking piece of shit! *stabbing sounds* Die, die! Look at me, look at my f*cking eyes, die! *Bang* *bang* *bang*"
Airman 1st Class Adrian Cronauer
(Robin Williams):
Gooood morning Vietnaaam!!
Mrs. Robinson (Anne Bancroft): Would you like
me to seduce you?
Benjamin Braddock (Dustin Hoffman): What?
Mrs. Robinson: Is
that what you are trying to tell
me?