Clark Griswald (Chevy Chase):
Cheap, lying, no good, rotten,
floor flushing, low life, snake
lickin, dirt eating, imbread, over
stuffed, ignorant, blood sucking,
dog kissing, brainless, dickless,
hopeless, heartless, fatass, bug-eyed,
stiff-legged, spineless, worm-headed
sack of monkey shit!
Mallory Knox (Juliette Lewis): F*ck you!
Danny Roman (Sam L. Jackson):
Never say no to a hostage-taker, it's in the manual.
Danny Roman (Sam L. Jackson):
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! Don't give me attitude, sir.
Scotty Appleton (Ice-T): And by the way, suck my motherf*ckin' dick
Gail Dwyer (Joan Cusack):
You little piece of dickbrain, horse shit, slime sucking,
son-of-a-whore, bitch!!
Reggie Warrington (David Chapelle):
Your
momma is so fat, she jumped up in
the air and got stuck.