System Sounds - Startup

Announcer announces:
Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States.

Austin Powers - Dr. Evil (Mike Myers):
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair.

Babylon 5 - female computer voice:
Password confirmed. Please stand by.

Borat - Borat Sagdiyev (Sacha Baron Cohen):
This my house. Entry please.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Willy Wonka (Johnny Depp):
Good morning, Sunshine. The earth says hello!

Clueless - Cher (Alicia Silverstone):

CNN Theme (James Earl Jones):
This is CNN.

The Day the Earth Stood Still - Klaatu (Michael Rennie):
We do have a system - and it works.

The Firesign Theater - Album: "Waiting For The Electrician (Or Someone Like Him)" - Track: "Temporary Humbolt County" - Voice: Trevor Lennon(?):
Take off your clothes and come on in!

Frankie Goes to Hollywood - Side one of the album "Welcome to The Pleasuredome" - Holly Johnson: Welcome!

Good Morning Vietnam - Airman 1st Class Adrian Cronauer (Robin Williams): Gooood morning Vietnaaam!!

Knight Rider - Kitt (Douglas Rain):
All systems go, Michael.

Logan's Run - Computer:

Man on the Moon - Andy Kaufman (Jim Carrey):
Here I come to save the daaay!

Mario 64 startup wav (Charles Martinet):
*Pling* It's me, Mario.

The Matrix - Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne):
After this there is no turning back.

Ren & Stimpy - Announcer (Gary Owens):
All systems go!

Ren & Stimpy - Stimpy (Billy West):
Daah! Hello.

Ruthless People - Bette Midler:
Jesus Christ! It smells like a toilet in here!

The Simpsons - Bart (Nancy Cartwright):
Hi man.

The Simpsons - Homer (Dan Castellaneta):

The Simpsons - Homer (Dan Castellaneta):
No time for that now, the computer's starting.

The Simpsons - Homer (Dan Castellaneta):
Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you?

The Simpsons - Homer (Dan Castellaneta):
To start press any key. Where's the Any key?

The Simpsons - Flanders (Harry Shearer):
Ha-hi-di-ho-rooney neighbour! What can I do you for?

The Simpsons - Flanders (Harry Shearer):

The Simpsons - Flanders (Harry Shearer):

The Simpsons - Krusty (Dan Castellaneta):

The Simpsons - Mr. Burns (Harry Shearer):

The Simpsons - Nick Riviera (Hank Azaria):
Hi everybody!

South Park - Chef (Isaac Hays):
Hello there children.

Star Trek: TNG - Computer:
Program complete. Enter when ready. *Doors opening sound*

Star Wars - 3-CPO (Anthony Daniels):
Hello sir, I am C3PO - Human-cyber-relations.

Star Wars - 3-CPO (Anthony Daniels):
What a desolate place this is.

Star Wars - 3-CPO (Anthony Daniels):
All systems have been alerted to your presence, sir.

Star Wars - Darth Vader (James Earl Jones):
You should not have come back.

Star Wars - Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill):
Greetings exhaulted one.

The Wizard of Oz - Dorothy (Judy Garland):
Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

Warcraft II - Death Knight:
I am at your service, human.

Warcraft II - Death Knight:
I'm alive.

Unknown female voice:
Hello. Back for more fun, are we?

Voice Over (Unknown):
Due to some violent content, parental discretion is adviced

Voice Over (Unknown):
The following program is intended for mature audiences.

Voice Over (Eric Idle):
The BBC would like to announce that the next scene is not considered suitable for family viewing. It contains scenes of violence, involving people's heads and arms getting chopped off, their ears nailed to trees, and their toenails pulled out in slow motion. There are also scenes of naked women with floppy breasts.

Voice Over (HBO announcer):
The following is rated R. It contains violence, adult language, nudity and adult content.

Voice Over (unknown):
Due to mature adult content, parental discretion is adviced.

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