TV Shows

3rd Rock From the Sun

Mary Albright (Jane Curtin):
To say that you behaved childlishly is an insult to children everywhere.

Babylon 5

John Sheridan (Bruce Boxleightner):
You just committed a fatal error. There is nothing we can do for you.

Female computer voice:
Negative on password. Unable to comply.

Female computer voice:
Password confirmed. Please stand by.

Batman (TOS)

Batman (Adam West):
Oh, Catwoman. Catwoman, will you never learn?

Critic, The

Duke Phillips (Charles Napier):
Junk mail, junk mail, junk mail.

Dennis Miller Show, The

Dennis Miller: Shut your bladdering pie hole, you fat f*ck!

Doctor Who

The Doctor #1 (William Hartnell):
What you are trying to do is utterly impossible.


Joey (Matt LeBlanc): Hey, how You doin'?

Happy Days

Fonzie (Henry Winkler):
Nobody understands cool but me and James Dean.

Knight Rider

K.I.T.T. (William Daniels): All systems go, Michael.

K.I.T.T. (William Daniels): Michael, this is all very confusing.

Late Night with Conan O'Brian

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (Robert Smigel):
I gotta go, but you've been a terrific audience... for me to poop on!

Lost in Space

Robot (Dick Tufeld?): I cannot accept that course of action.

Red Dwarf

Kryten (Robert Llewellyn):
Sir, you are sick. You are a sick, sick person!


The Soup Nazi (Larry Thomas):
Go on, leave! Get out! Next.

Star Trek (all series)

TNG = The Next Generation | TOS = The Old Series

TNG - Female computer voice:
That program is already in use.

TNG - Lt. Worf (Michael Dorn):
Captain, incoming message.

TOS - Intro:
To boldly go where no man has gone before!

TOS - Captain Kirk (William Shatner):
Stand by to receive our transmission.

TOS - Norman:
I am not programmed to respond in this area.

Voyager - Female computer voice:
Unable to complete requested function. Please abort and retry.

Voyager - Female computer voice:
Transfer updata is complete.

X Files, The

Special Agent Dana Scully (Gillian Anderson):
You did something incredibly stupid.